I'm sure there's a baby in a cute little KD jersey out there somewhere, but my girl has been a devotee from before birth. That's right, we named our girl after our favorite basketball player. We made it official when Durant recorded his first career triple double, while my wife was still pregnant. A lot of people beg athletes for a retweet on their birthdays; I think I can shoot higher with this one. Let's get
me this sweet child some courtside season tickets so that I she can watch her favorite player up close.
Want proof? Here is the most adorable thing I will ever post: